STONKMACHINE
LIVE ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN · THE MEME META IS BACK

INSERT COIN.
PULL STONK.

The 8-bit memestock machine. Every capsule holds a piece of the squeeze — GME, AMC and the whole 2021 basket, priced live on Robinhood Chain. Drop a coin. Crank the handle. Diamond-hand whatever falls out.

MEMESTOCKS
9
CAPSULES
5
JACKPOT
$—
CRANKS
—
◆ THE CAPSULES ◆

FIVE CAPSULES. ONE META.

Weighted odds printed on every capsule. Live prices. Provably fair cranks. The rarest pull is the one that started it all.

★ CURRENT JACKPOT ★
$—

Every coin feeds the machine. 1 in 25,000 cranks wins 90% of the vault. Someone has to hit it — apes together strong.

◆ LIVE CRANKS ◆

THE MACHINE IS RUNNING.

THE FLOOR● LIVE
Waiting for the first crank — every capsule shows here in real time.
◆ IN THE MACHINE ◆

THE BASKET.

Real memestock prices, straight from the oracle, every 5 seconds. Every capsule pulls from this set.

◆ RARITY ◆

THE RAREST PULL IS THE POINT.

LEGENDARY

★★★★★

GME — the stock that broke Wall Street

EPIC

★★★★

AMC · TSLA

RARE

★★★

PLTR · HOOD · COIN

COMMON

★★

MARA · RIOT · SPY

◆ THE SETS ◆

COMPLETE THE SET. EARN THE BADGE.

◆ HOW IT WORKS ◆

FOUR STEPS TO DIAMOND HANDS.

01

CONNECT

Any EVM wallet. Robinhood Chain (4663) adds automatically on connect.

02

PICK A CAPSULE

Ape Starter to The OG 2021 — every capsule has its odds printed on the tin.

03

CRANK IT

A provably fair draw picks your stonk. Watch the capsule drop — pray for gold.

04

HOLD

Sim shares settle to your ledger at the live oracle price. Selling is between you and your conscience.

◆ PROVABLY FAIR ◆

THE MACHINE CAN'T BE RIGGED.

Every crank is sha256(secret + crankId). The season secret is committed up front — verify the commitment below, verify every draw when it's revealed.